Many mental health questions?

Ok so I have many questions for you, so for some background I'm only 14, a freshman in high school, and female.

First, I think I may have something like multiple personality disorder or bipolar. I have a few completely different personalities. I have one that I had since a kid: Shy, self conscious, quiet, and depressed side. I remember having that since I was really young, also i remember having a really happy, hyper, strong personality. Having just two would be fine but I started to get more. I have a really well um perverted side? that side really tends to **** things up with my normal life, and I have a really mean side sometimes, like really mean. I know it's not like normal bipolar though, because they don't shift randomly or anything, I stay that way for awhile. People it's really messing me up, one day I have my whole life ahead i want to become a successful doctor, the next day I wanna be a playboy bunny, 2 days later i wanna throw myself out of my window, and the next day I just don't give a ****. I wikipediad it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder i looked at the signs and symptoms out of all they list the only thing I don't have is amnesia. I don't forget anything, but I have all other symptoms derealization, anxiety attacks, and I hallucinate the personalities. But i don;t quite qualify because it says u have to have the amnesia. So what the hell do i have??

I have major procrastination too. For example I had a paper due Friday, 3rd. I had a month to do it but i didn't do it at all. Everytime I try to do something I feel like I should but i can't. So I didn't go to school that day, I had spring break all the next week, and still didn't do it, I fight with myself everynight. I know Im supposed to be doing it but I feel like something inside me is screaming DONT!!! So I end up having a panic attack and scratching the hell out of my face and arms. Why the hell do i do this?

Another thing i tend to talk to people that aren't there. Like when I go into my garage i talk to the hobos, murderers, and rapists that aren't really their. Seriously it sounds like this everytime I want an icecream. Hello? look, if there's like a murderer or rapist in here, please come out know. I don't like people jumping out at me. I'll come easy so don't try to scare me please. Oh and all you hobos feel free to eat anything you can find, then i flip the lights of lock the door and run my *** upsstairs. That's not normal either is it?

I also heard someone who wasn't their call my name twice over the past three months. that isn't normal so what the **** is wrong with me??

Another really wierd thing is my dreams I have really strange and vivid dreams, i knew i had really good dreams, so i said I was going to learn to think in them, i went to bed thinking about it and nothing happened, but the next night when I wasnt thinking about it I had a dream about school, and I thought "I can't be at school" But then immeadiatyl thought, "crap I am at school" and really thought I was and that was the end of my thinking I was completely convinced i was at school even though it was nothing like school, but i went through the whole dream thinking I was, is that weird?

And yes people i realize i'm insane. I know my thoughts aren't normal because while other people are thinking about how cool thier new phones are im thinking about how the world works and how beautiful the circue de sloeil was. My mom always said I couldnt be crazy because crazy people never noticed they were crazy. Well im one smart crazy person.Many mental health questions?
Bless you for being open and wanting to address your issues. Work with a knowledgable psychiatrist and keep away from drugs and alcohol please. you can become nore quickly addicted than most. Someone really needs to give you a full and complete evaluation and that can take as many as 5 sessions.Many mental health questions?
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Uh, wow. This sounds a lot like me. Except a lot less severe. I actually removed that metal thing that lifts my bed a foot of the ground, because I always thought that something was going to grab my foot. This, among everything else you mentioned.

But, no, I'm a little worried about you. Frankly, you sound Schizophrenic. Tell your mom and demand to see a doctor.



And if you ever feel the need to talk, I think I would be able to understand. This is all so eerie.
You sound like a perfectly normal 14 year old girl who is freaking herself out by reading too much wikipedia. Seriously, you are normal a.d hormonal. But if you really want to then go to a psychiatrist...... they will know better than us idiots on Yahoo Answers.